10 Signs You’re Navigating Life Like a Raccoon in a Recycling Bin
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Some people journal. Some people meditate.
And then there’s you, navigating life with a coffee in one hand, mild anxiety in the other, and no idea what day it is.
If adulthood feels like trying to decode IKEA instructions written in emojis, welcome.
Let’s celebrate the glorious weirdos out here just trying their best (ish).
Here are 10 signs you’re absolutely crushing it, in your own, unhinged way.
1. You consider emotional spiraling a legitimate form of cardio.
Bonus points if it happens during a “quick scroll before bed.”
2. Your to-do list is mostly guilt and vibes.
You rewrite it every day. Nothing changes.
3. You’ve mastered the art of productive procrastination.
Bathroom clean? Sure. But that tax return? She’s chilling.
4. You’ve cried in the car and still made it to the thing.
Iconic.
5. You’ve Googled “how to get your life together” more than once.
And then promptly ignored every list.
6. You’ve scheduled a meltdown between errands.
Efficiency!
7. Your phone has 53 unread messages and 0 shame.
You love them. You’re just... tired.
8. You’ve turned “weirdly specific T-shirts” into therapy.
(See: Still Here. Still Weird. Still Trying.)
9. You’ve survived another birthday without a quarter-life crisis (barely).
Need a pick-me-up? Try our guide to adult birthday gifts.
10. You’ve said “I’m fine” while actively unraveling.
Classic.
Navigating life is weird.
But you’re not doing it wrong—you’re just doing it in human mode.
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Humans in Development is a place for the gloriously imperfect. We make space for soft hearts, messy lives, and real talk, with a dash of humor and a lot of heart. Whether you’re spiraling, thriving, or somewhere in between, you’re not alone. And, you’re definitely not boring.